Once upon a time, when we used to hang out at Nouvo, I had a clubbing buddy who went clubbing with me and got drunk with me pretty often. One night when we were out in a big group, a girl who (apparently is a Malay) was dancing just a few tables away from us caught his attention. Being him, the all-out-to-pick-up boy, walked up to the girl in buoyance, pretended* to be dancing next to her.
After a good few minutes, he chatted the girl up. He went
The girl turned, stared at him, and replied him in perfect ENGLISH
"What? What do you want?"
He then came back to us who were laughing so terribly. Those were the days.
*he can't dance