While I was at the bar tonight for the first time, I've got one hell of a bad pick-up line...
"You are gorgeous!"
"Thank you..." I gave him a smile.
"You look like my wife," my eyes went one-and-a-half size bigger before he said "who has passed away"
I was dumbfounded.
I look like someone who's dead now? Thank you very much.
I grabbed my drinks and returned to my "sane" friends. For f*ck's sake...!