Thursday, June 28, 2007

Try Harder

While I was at the bar tonight for the first time, I've got one hell of a bad pick-up line...

"You are gorgeous!"
"Thank you..." I gave him a smile.
"You look like my wife," my eyes went one-and-a-half size bigger before he said "who has passed away"

I was dumbfounded.

I look like someone who's dead now? Thank you very much.

I grabbed my drinks and returned to my "sane" friends. For f*ck's sake...!

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